Ain't no money in poetry, that's what sets the poet free
--Guy Clark
Photography is a visual sort of poetry. Pays about as well as the written variety too. It's all good though, whitey's on the moon. Or whatever you call that stunt with Katy Perry.
Gil Scott-Heron, we could use you now. In Communist China, the government puts up cameras outside people's doors to monitor their comings and goings. In capitalist America, people pay corporations for the privilege of using their camera as a doorbell. Smile!
Picnic on the river, anyone?
Can't decide if Mother Nature has an absurdist streak or just a penchant for mocking humanity's hubris. Either way, it's probably best just to hijack the 
and run up the Jolly Roger.
There ain't no such thing as free parking. The city once towed my car over parking tickets, was less than thrilled with me when I called the cops and reported it stolen.
Don't grill me on the details but I think this car is old.
Think sleep is calling the cops on me, so I'd better get on out of here.
